Wednesday, August 17, 2005
kenny needs new underwear
it shouldn't be this hard.
we have stores at every corner. i have a credit card. i have a car. so what's the big deal about getting the kid a new bag of boxers?
one problem is that he needs a certain kind. i don't know what they are and i don't want to know, but i know if i tried to pick them up myself, i'd get the wrong thing. the other problem is that he doesn't have the credit card and the car. sure he could order them off the internet but then we'd have to pay $5.00 shipping on a a little 3 oz. package. and who knows what else he might purchase "accidentally" while on the underwear web site.
so that means we're stuck with having to go out in the evening. but we're almost never in the same place at the same time anymore. and if we are it's because we are attending some event. sheeeeeesh! how can something so mundane, become such a big problem?
so anyway, does anyone have any undewear kenny can borrow? because he starts school next monday!
my life is so complicated.
we have stores at every corner. i have a credit card. i have a car. so what's the big deal about getting the kid a new bag of boxers?
one problem is that he needs a certain kind. i don't know what they are and i don't want to know, but i know if i tried to pick them up myself, i'd get the wrong thing. the other problem is that he doesn't have the credit card and the car. sure he could order them off the internet but then we'd have to pay $5.00 shipping on a a little 3 oz. package. and who knows what else he might purchase "accidentally" while on the underwear web site.
so that means we're stuck with having to go out in the evening. but we're almost never in the same place at the same time anymore. and if we are it's because we are attending some event. sheeeeeesh! how can something so mundane, become such a big problem?
so anyway, does anyone have any undewear kenny can borrow? because he starts school next monday!
my life is so complicated.
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I think most who know me know that I don't have any he can use.
Which brings up a point: why does he need underwear?
Which brings up a point: why does he need underwear?
# posted by 
: 4:30 PM
: 4:30 PM
i know. i'm starting to agree. but you know, these young wipper snappers. the want to have 3 inches of skivies showing obove their trowsers. go figure.
# posted by : 4:51 PM
: 4:51 PM
They have buses that go to the mall (and lots of other places) too, if it's too far for a bike.
Hurray for public transportation!
Hurray for public transportation!
# posted by : 9:12 AM
: 9:12 AM
I saw a guy with a skirt on the other day. I hope he was wearing undies and didn't have Kenny's problem.
I have one word: C-O-M-M-A-N-D-O. All the cool guys are doing it.
I have one word: C-O-M-M-A-N-D-O. All the cool guys are doing it.
thanks everyone for your help in this matter. we've decided to take your advice and "get tough." today, after Kenny wakes up (around 11:30 am) and I fix him and his friends some home made pancakes, Dad will be handing him the keys to our car, sitting in the passenger seat, and accompanying him to Oxnard where he will hand over $60 for him to spend as he wills. suck it up, kenny. life is rough.
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